What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

Do people of NYC drive around Central Park all the time? Is there any subway tunnel to cross the park quickly? Is it annoying for people and does it cause traffic?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Is there scientific evidence for reincarnation? If so, how does it work and can it be proven through regression therapy?

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What do you think of Obito Uchiha?

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do Trumpers and MAGA Republicans care who is trans and who is gay ECT? If they didn't have a personal interest in transgenderism it shouldn't matter so much then, right?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

🌿🌻Why are Meghan and Harry not treated like royalty in the United States anymore?

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

If you cloned 12 Michael Jordan's and 12 LeBron James' and had Team Jordan vs. James, which team would win the most games?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?